"Anybody know a legitimate children's book publisher?"
I wrote a children's book recently and even illustrated it myself. The problem, I can't find any local (St. Louis, MO) children's book publishers! I know there are a ton of people out there like me, but my book is very, very good!!!
The motivation for writing my book was my 2 kids, the story behind it is actually pretty cool too. I know it would be a success if I could get someone to look at it!